First Week of the Year | 'Buddha' | Young people encounter six sad reminders

Hi everyone, I am a buddhist youth, but also a network lover.I ended my single life in mid-2017 and handed over a girlfriend, like my iconic Otaku can have a girlfriend, also count More fortunate thing.From the year 2018 has passed a week, and from the very first day of the New Year, I basically met every day on the Internet a sad reminder thing, and now I really want to be mad by the Internet!

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Today, the last day of 2017, is also a special day. First of all, today, after the last batch of 90, we will reach the age of 18 when we turn 18 years old. And we will love you 18 next year. Has a unique meaning, friends and family are friends and family follow their own 18-year-old photos, friends, 18-year-old like this:

And I like this:

WHY? Why only I kill Matt, non-mainstream ... Look at the original tattoo on the chest, had long rubbed with a bath towel .I am distressed, after finishing 2018 New Year's wishes I fell asleep.

To tell you the truth, this is a change from the 2017 plan.

Now only I hope next year 2019 do not let me change too much.

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Monday, January 1, 2018

The new year, the new beginning, as always, open the circle of friends and found that friends began to show off Alipay bill, and the end of the bill will give 'lucky draw' like to give you a lucky word, friends have pumped ' Warm ', there is a' value justice ', but also to get' wang ':

I also followed the ride, opened his own Alipay bill tail page:

I am depressed, very distressed, this Alipay and I have a hatred or ye? How to tell the truth out?

Later learned that Alipay is based on the 2017 annual bill forecast key words of 2018, well, do not want it to be honest.Girls take my cell phone depends on how I spent this year, then the backhand is to give me a Slap in the face, I look at the ring, my girlfriend let me see the phone:

Finished, every time I go to entertainment consumer orders will be deleted, but the annual bill clearly, I went to the entertainment club 60 times, spending 3200 yuan, this ... do not know how to explain with his girlfriend, today was Good girlfriend hit miserable, but also kneeling for a night washboard, uncomfortable, want to cry.

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Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Listen to buddies say WeChat version is updated, and this time specifically in the applet devaluation of the small game, add a small interface in the applet, the top is named 'jump' game, I hold the curiosity point to open, not For a while addictive, this game there are friends set the ranking, I decided to be the first!

Played a whole day, up to more than 200 jumped into the top of the list of friends even jump 100,000 points, I called the top few friends in the end is how to jump? Listen to them after some explanation suddenly realized, the original They are all 'hanging' jump.

1, physical device measurement plug

Xiao Wang designed to learn programming, 'automatic press' device, as long as the ruler to measure the distance, enter the appropriate value in the computer, the device can accurately jump to the next box of the center:

Knowledge can not only change the fate, but also changed the hop rankings.

2, image analysis

Xiao Zhang learning physics, Do image analysis on the screen, Is hard to live from the physical point of view of the analysis of the time and jump between the law:

Continuous jump can be used as a process of oblique throw, to pay tribute to God.

3, automatic jump plug

Mike's trick is to use the automatic plug-in device, which can use image analysis, to calculate the distance between the box, and then multiplied by the time factor, which draw the time required for the press.

Sure enough, experts in civil society.

4, network generation practice

Friends Liu jump tips high jump shop to buy in the practice of jumping:

Dailian stores show monthly sales of nearly 10,000, when we indulge in the game, others have already taken this monthly income of over million, really feel ashamed.

5, listen to sound waves

Xiao Zhou, a student of Communication, even used the method of 'listening to sound waves' to score points. We all know that every time a small bottle jumps, it is proportional to the 'toot beep' sound of its response.

Xiaohui learn communication analysis of the beeps and the relationship between the distance:

The relationship formula is summarized in a chart like this:

Finally, combined with the specific table on the map, and then control the following figure, to determine the number of beeps and then set a few beats.

Will play, play a very professional.

6, 'God cat' plug-in

Xiao Zhao students, even with their own cats on the points, saying his cat is only 'God cat', playing jump than him 6:

Not even a cat myself, ashamed. So many plug-in, how to fight with them ah.

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Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Recently, millet paid users to bring services to users, the daily limit of closed beta, the original price of 219 yuan / month, the price of 9.9 yuan / month; package original price of 3322 yuan, the price of 88 yuan medial, the first batch of 10,000 , I just grab one.

So I am very excited, then carefully studied a bit, the biggest function of these services is not value-added services, but rather 'Remove the ads in the operating system ', Which makes me very unbearable, because I did not take the initiative to obtain the value of the information needs.I opened the system file management has always been a cell phone should give me the right, you have to join the ads to reflect their own existence value, and then automatically charge advertising This is a bit rogue.

Furthermore, Increase the system itself is an advertising service impairment, millet through advertising to help the user experience is returned to the industry standard, did not allow users to obtain additional value This is like hitting me with a stick to give me a radish I will be grateful that Dade, how would the user approve this service?

If you make money is the essence of a business, please do not get the user experience surgery, because the system charges advertising to earn money is not decent .Hump, the more you want to feel more gas, or sleep.

Thursday, January 4, 2018

At the end of the year, we saw many small pages for promotion in various groups, including 'Do not Turn Not China' and 'What to read below content after forwarding' And in the WeChat widely circulated.Although unidentified, feel like fighting a lot of 'cheap goods' trading, cobble together 10 people, after the success of it seems to be able to fight single-price buy high-priced items, such as 24 pack pumping paper only A piece of nine , 3 boxes of instant noodles 2 dollars, this little cheap who do not account? This is not, today, our family group and a lot of people began to fight a single.

24 pack pumping paper Only a piece of nine? What does it mean to make money? Not to say, the first fight for the wonderful!

Download a 'fight a lot' APP, fill in the receiving address, when I am ready to 'sit back and wait' for me A piece of nine Buy 24 packs of paper, the page gave me appeared this picture:

'Second prize, refund and coupon redemption' , I suddenly realized, after the fight to enter a single success Lottery, the winner can get prizes. After opening the details of the award, I found out that there are ten winners who come from all corners of the country.Commercial promotion 'Mode.

Organized under the order of 'fight a lot' gameplay:

First, spelling out a single. And Jingdong Lynx's 'pay the money on the delivery of' different rules, but also after the fight to enter the lottery.

Second, the draw.To make you find 10 friends to pay the money on the success of the fight, lottery is not 10 to 1, but the success of this product all the people with a lucky draw, there may be 1000, may also have 10000, The lower the price, the more the phenomenon of single, spell success is a large probability event, two or three is not a big money, but pumping lottery is a small probability event.

Third, say a lot of fight is a platform for the sale of goods, in fact, more like a platform for product marketing, release a few low-cost goods, we fight single, spread, fight a single, subtle so many users aware of this Items.

Fourthly, for those users who do not get the goods, they also do not suffer. The platform is saying that we will refund you and give you coupons.

I blame my IQ low, did not look good ahead of the rules led to a 'misunderstanding', to be honest some disappointment today.

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Friday, January 5, 2018

I heard that today there is snow, it is exciting, I thought the circle of friends are snow photos, opened and found that even by NetEase cloud songs report brush screen.

I quickly opened my annual song report, and show a circle of friends, and my girlfriend came to tell me in fact this song report to some extent revealed the user's privacy.

First of all, Netease cloud music 2017 annual report can show the content is:

How many songs did you hear in this year?

What is the most heard lyrics?

Habit at what time to listen to songs.

Heard the oldest song and a minority song.

And a variety of music preferences.

Ma Yun has a saying that is very appropriate: the future is big data society, who has big data, who will be invincible.First, there is evidence of data, according to your favorite music release year, you can launch your approximately age.

Second, the leak is yours character Spread the phrase online: Find a boyfriend can see his musical taste, listen to popular soil, listen to electronic tide, listen to Viking 's wild, listen to metal hard, listen to handsome British, listen to the jazz show, listen Experiment strange, listen to friends after the cool, gentle shake after listening to, listening to the Japanese sound and independence is a girl .Although there is no scientific truth, but also exposed a certain personality .I suddenly realized that there is such a statement ?!

This is the five days after my new year. Every day, I encounter a sad reminder that I can not stand this "buddha" youth.

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Reflect on the marketing model of the major Internet giants

Although a new 'Day of the Buddha's youth' format is used to illustrate the Internet's new happenings in the week after 2018, we can also see the marketing models of the major Internet giants through reflection.

Alipay ----Show the bill (to seize the user to show off, comparisons, with the flow of psychology)

WeChat applet --Use of small games (to seize the user comparisons psychology)

Millet member ---To advertising, offers (to seize the user petty cheap and do not want to wait for advertising psychology)

Fight a lot ----Cheap buddy fight, WeChat spread (caught the user petty psychology)

NetEase cloud music --Annual Song Report (seize the user wants to talk emotional)

Alipay

Alipay, as the nation's leading third-party payment platform, has been struggling with WeChat ever since its inception. At present, businesses of all sizes and small businesses own the QR code of 'WeChat' and 'Alipay' Has also become a commonplace, users are also very puzzled which payment platform to use in the end better.

'Alipay Annual Bill' appears as a seed of 'long-term dependency' in the minds of users. When you see other people show off your bills, you will wonder if I spend more than him next year? ' Alipay, are using Alipay, is not to say that the welfare of Alipay better? 'Have to admit, The annual form of 'annual bill' is an excellent example of how to stabilize existing users , While WeChat has no "annual bill" plate until now.

WeChat applet

Since the H5 game limit, many simple, easy-to-play 'fool' games are hard to find and use by users, WeChat Applet started to promote 'H5' mini game in February this year, This 'jump' game can once again open the user 'love to play' the heart, we can say, Small game is a new breach of small programs, for a large number of user awareness applet this feature has brought the possibility of efficient cash flow, can not be ignored.

Millet member

The emergence of millet members can be said to be inevitable, Spending money to advertise this thing is not uncommon, and now several major video software, do not buy a member, 60s or even 90s of the first quarter ads cry see you, but in general , Increasing the system itself is an impairment service, millet through advertising to help the user experience is returned to the industry standard, did not allow users to obtain additional value, This is the next step millet members should pay attention to.

Fight a lot

Marketing a lot of marketing is successful in terms of a certain level, it does most users are willing to fight single, forward, so that most people recognize this platform, and 'fight a lot' name.But this Unclear game rules to some extent mislead consumers, though The amount of downloads is growing fast, but users are losing quickly, not a long-term solution.

NetEase cloud music

Netease cloud music show song single thing is very successful, it is necessary to do so.NetEase cloud music to beat the user is sensual comment this 'feelings card', I listen to Netease cloud music, do not listen to other music platforms, it is A large number of users are directed at "good-looking" reviews. These 'good-looking' comments tend to be close to your life, moving from time to time, sometimes joyful and sometimes sad. In short, the sense of substitution is very strong and closely linked to the user's life. People love to listen to songs, more because humans are emotional animals, and songs can express feelings.

Because of the feelings, so every time I listen to a song will be injected into a feeling, and this feeling, in talking to others will be very calm, but also the time to release one side of personality .I like to listen to Jay Chou, then prove me Very longing for romance and having a relationship, I like to listen to light music, then prove that I also like quiet, and I like to listen to songs are also willing to recommend to friends to listen, this is also the way to pass on feelings, emotional exchange.

It is a pleasure to pass on a piece of happiness to others. When you pass on a piece of sadness to others, you are less likely to be half sad. It is precisely because the songs cover feelings. Therefore, it is successful to promote the annual singles of NetEase Cloud Music.

to sum up

Popularize is to popularize advertisement in an all-round way, let more users to use it, although we do not have the impression that 'advertisetty', but have to admit, no matter be a show song bill, show a bill or a small game, participate Spelling alone worth mentioning that a good form of promotion more or less brought us a lot of 'little fun', emotional innovation again and again to fit the user's life makes us feel relieved, Because of successful advertising, always impressed the user's heart.

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